Tell me your best dirty joke...?

Guy tells his wife ..we going hunting... qife says not me its pouring down rain and sleet....husband says look you either go hunting with me or you give me a bj or anal, im going outside to get the dogs ready decide women....he comes back 20 min later, wife says.....well im not going and anal is out, so .....she starts the bj then stops and says,....damn your dk taste like sht...he looks adown and says...yeah the dogs dont want togo either. ?....girls in a bar getting drunk, next to her 3 guys are cute, but making all sorts of stuttering talk...she goes over and says.....fellas, fellas, your driving me nuts, look tell me where your from and the first one not to sutter ilgive a bj....first guy say.ppppppphily.....damn ..goes to the next grabs his belt....im from ttttttttttampa..sht goes to the third, he looks at her says...miami..she smiles drops his pants, when she done she says.....welll he looks at her and says..bbbbbbbbeach......

Hey baby, you're so hot, I'd jack off your dad just to see where you came from.