Brain shart! help I am writing a story about a plum farmer who plunders around town drunk from plum wine i need some drama any ideas thanks.?

I would make it Plum Brandy (a very desirable form of fermented plum) from an old German family recipe. Major booze corporation wants the recipe and tries to trick him or steal it. He is always too drunk to see what's going on. For fun, he could have an old dog that sleeps alot that is smarter than he is that saves him everytime something bad is about to happen. Final scene - he sits down, having gotten financing to sell it himself, pours himself a glass, looks at the audience, leans over and pours a shot into the dogs bowl. The dog looks at the audience, winks and starts to lap the booze.

Do you really mean plunder?

[Plunder: to rob of goods or valuables by open force, despoil, or fleece

to take wrongfully, as by pillage, robbery, or fraud.]

If he s drinking plum wine to excess, he s probably in need of some Kaopectate.

He should go play a slot machine, get 3 plums and win a fortune. Sorry, that's all I've got.

Incountering strangers is off the wall not good;

first we have to act like we know what they are thinking,

then we have to help them with some money,

they told me they were gonna tell me off

but they thought I knew what I was talking about

so they ended up not telling me off.........

He should have a geeky virgin friend whom he manages to trick into taking his/her clothes off in public.