what suspicious activity did i see today?

marky mark is in the gambler!!!???!!! and its ****!!!???!!!

premier express on commercial road sells frankfurters in a tin for seventy five pence!!!???!!!

marks and spencer in store didnt have much linen clothing at all!!!???!!!

an old lady asked me if i wanted to be served in the queue in lidls before her and she had all her shopping lined up already and was ready to have it all checked out perfectly!!!???!!!

there were no cloud telescopic umbrellas for sale in cath kidston!!!???!!!

the body shop did have a woodern hair comb!!!???!!!

my panda character in tekken 6 online video game got given a broadsword and a button to activate its defence!!!???!!!

in the shade as i walked in england today in twenty degree centigrade heat there was still nice air flow!!!???!!!

les was actually annoyed at paul in the car to work about him not putting the office blinds down!!!???!!!

i dont fancy johnny depps new movies any more!!!???!!!

the sunglasses in the whole of the sports direct store were all misplaced and had been got at and they didnt look nice!!!???!!!

mcdonalds sell a ice cream cone for sixty nine pence without a flake!!!???!!!

there was a male tramp outside hmv who i didnt like the look of before but he still got two pounds thrown at from my own purse of four pounds only in!!!???!!!

i wore knitwear in the summer sun and nobody came up to me and calling me a freak in knitwear!!!???!!!

there werent any rubix cube items in the sale sections in game!!!???!!!

shes probably having a rest upstairs!!!???!!!

if you want it lets do it ride it my pony!!!???!!!

in my bank statement i got from a disgruntled barclays bank assistant it had a new sign that read interest does generate but then i still get zero amount so who has been claiming it off my card!!!???!!!

i actually feel thirsty right now and im not sure what to do!!!???!!!