Who do you think will win this week's Cup race at Michigan?

There will be a 1st lap accident that takes out 42 of the 43 cars. Many cars will be out of the race, while some will start getting repairs in the garage. Danica Patrick will be the one car that didn't get caught up in the wreck because she was too far behind to get involved in it. She was probably hanging back and posting another yoga pose on Instagram or something.

When they go back to green, Danica will be the only car on track. She'll run a few laps and will get encouragement from her team. Radio communications will be, "Danica, you're the fastest car on the track right now...keep it up".

At about the mid point of the race, Danica will cue up the radio and start cussing out the hot dog wrapper that's blowing around in turn 1. "Who in the *#@^ does he think he is? The wrapper keeps dancing around into the air EVERYTIME I go through one. This is **ckin bull****, that wrapper is making me so loose. **ckin ***hole!"

Crew Chief replies, "Calm down, Danica...You're faster than the hot dog wrapper. Lets just settle down and run our own race."

3 laps later the caution will come out as Danica puts in the wall between turns 1 and 2. A hard impact takes out the rear end housing and completely destroys the engine compartment. The car is brought back on a flat bed and the car is beyond repair.

As NASCAR scrambles to find a worthy candidate of the "Lucky Dog", several teams finish their repairs from the lap 1 pileup and periodically start returning to the track. Most cars are stripped of much of their sheet metal or are held together by high speed racing tape. NASCAR decides to waive the minimum speed requirement and allows all cars back on track regardless of how slow they are.

NASCAR spends the next couple hours throwing the caution on every lap in order to give massive "Lucky Dogs" out to get all the cars back on the same lap. After 2 hours, they have 15 cars back on the same lap and it's time for "The Show".

Kyle Boosh will celebrate another win and NASCAR will pat themselves on the back for another great "race".

Danica will downplay the bad day and post another yoga pose on Instagram. People will wake up from a Sunday nap on the couch and will have never known how great of a race it was.

I'm going with Kyle Busch, but Gordon or Harvick wouldn't surprise me, and neither would Logano.

Jeb Burton

I'm going to go with Matt Kenseth, if I'm not too late to answer.

I think Matt because he is so talented driver NASCAR ever had i love the intention from Matt he also want to win this big big race for make him and his country proud