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Lv 7
? asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 6 years ago

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Just wonderin'

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  • roger
    Lv 7
    6 years ago

    As much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck would chuck wood...

  • 6 years ago

    Well, a woodchuck and a half can chuck a cord and a half in a day and a half, I'll leave the math to you.

  • Anonymous
    6 years ago

    I read "Do not believe everything you read." Now I'm not sure whether to believe this or not.

    ~The wood chuck

  • Anonymous
    6 years ago

    50 cows

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  • 6 years ago

    He wouldn't though wood he

  • Edward
    Lv 7
    6 years ago

    A cord

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