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Anyone know where I can find permanent werewolf fangs at a sort of low cost?
I'm going to join a wolf pack when I get a little older and I need to be prepared. I need to make sure I look like a werewolf, smell like one (any ideas on that?) and act like a werewolf. Oh, and hunt and eat like one as well. Being in a pack won't be permanent, but I want the fangs to be. No medical remarks, please. I know werewolves don't exist. And DON"T question my judgement. I know what I want.
4 Answers
- Anonymous6 years ago
According to folklore and mythology and the ancient beliefs, Having your index finger be longer than your middle finger is a sign of being a werewolf. If this is true for you, then maybe you are a werewolf.
Because I know someone who has this and it's SO rare that it couldn't just be a coincidence right? They have red hair and green-yellow eyes and I swear this is the truth. Do you believe in that sort of thing? Is this what you mean?
- 6 years ago
(Were) wolf packs don't exist. Only social groups of delusional wannabees who participate in a shared fantasy that they are all "werewolves".
Real wolf packs exist, but you are not a wolf. It takes years of education and hands-on experience to even begin to earn the trust of a wolf pack to the point where they will not run from you or attack you.
You cannot "look" like a non-existent creature. You cannot "smell" like a nonexistent creature. You certainly cannot hunt like one, as the human form does not have the speed or the strength necessary to run down, exhaust, pull down, and then kill game animals using only our teeth and nails. You also could not eat like one, not for long. There is a reason we cook our meat, and that is called intestinal parasites such as pinworms, bacterial infections, and so on and so forth.
Dental quality teeth cannot be used in the same manner as an actual wolf because your jaw does not have the muscles to exert the pressure needed to shear through hide, fur, muscle, tendon, ligament, and cartilage.
This is Yahoo Answers, and questions asked must accept all answers, not just those that cater to your agenda, and you are not allowed to restrict the types of answers you receive.
- ?Lv 76 years ago
so you know werewolves aren't real but still want to fit in with a pack of them and smell like one, hunt like one, look like one etc. see how silly that is? you want to belong to a pack that doesn't exist full of creatures that don't exist and you KNOW they don't exist! get some fangs for Halloween and have fun. they sell them at party America.
