Would you be sad if you found out no one had ever thought about you whilst masturbating?

For a hypothetical scenario, lets say you die and go to heaven and God says you can ask any question and you decide to ask: "how many people have thought of me whilst masturbating?". Would be disappointed if God was like "Not a single person".

Do you find the idea of people thinking of you in that moment of carnal, solitary indulgence flattering or just plain disgusting?

Just a conversation I had today, thought I'd share it.