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Which is a better way to make Santa give me what I want?

I am going to get coal on my stocking but it is no problem fuel for the winter. But I want him to give me what I want. So Which is a better idea? Promise him if he gives me what I want we won't have Rudolph for Xmas dinner (red nose lines up with laser scope) or I have picture of him with a female elf than he does not want Mrs. Claus to see.

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  • 5 years ago

    kidnap 3 or 4 salvation army Santa's.

    Then you can demand whatever you want

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    Kidnap one of his reindeer and hold it for ransom

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