Funniest pick-up line?

GUY: My magic watch tells me you're not wearing a bra

GIRL: But I am wearing a bra!

GUY: Oh, I'm sorry. My watch must be ten minutes fast...

According to an obscure poll of random women at some forgotten party, the very best pickup line is:

"Got any beer at your place?"

Do you feel drunk? Do you want to.

You're so pretty, you could give lumberjacks wood.

All the things in my life have been leading to this moment, darling, do you fancy a threesome?

I'm a teacher .How about coming back to my place to do some maths .Add a bed,subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply !

I saw a coin on the ground and ripped my pants as I was picking it up

Are you from Hawaii?

Because I wanta get layd.

(I just made that up...So,it may,or may not be funny to people besides me.)

Would you hold it against me if I told you that you had a nice body

You look like trash. Can I take you out?

Two guys standing in a gay bar.

One gay says to the other gay.

"May I push in your stool"?