Yahoo Answers is shutting down on May 4th, 2021 (Eastern Time) and the Yahoo Answers website is now in read-only mode. There will be no changes to other Yahoo properties or services, or your Yahoo account. You can find more information about the Yahoo Answers shutdown and how to download your data on this help page.
Trending News
What is the funniest thing someone texted you?
My father just texted me this and i still laugh when i read it
Dad: i just had to pull over my semi ..i couldnt see and almost wrecked
Me: OMG why what happened you alright
Dad: i farted and it fogged my windows up ..i almost died
Me: o_O youre retarded
5 Answers
- ?Lv 75 years ago
omfg, your dad sounds cool.
my dad would text me that he was hungry and why the **** I wasn't home when I was in high school. I was like "I wish a teacher sees my phone and is like "what does this poor girl have to go through"" xD
- Anonymous5 years ago
Dad: Yo yo yo yo wazzap homeboy!
It's an attempt for my asian dad who isn't good at speaking english to try to communicate me as an american teenager x)
- Anonymous5 years ago
shortly after my ex left she sent me a pic of her and her hand held lover..no text i texted her back "glad to see your headache finally went away"
