Do Canadians actually only eat maple syrup?

No.

Of course not.

It is not all that widespread in Canada either. Maple trees grow in Ontario,and Quebec, and perhaps a bit in New Brunswick, but, in the West, maple trees just don't grow. I never had maple syrup until I moved to Ontario.

I eat a fair bit of it now! It is really good, but, pretty expensive.

Absolutely not. We eat moose meat and beer too. With maple syrup.

Do Americans really sleep with their siblings, or is it just your parents?

Oh no, what's "real" Maple Syrup without pancakes? We also have Canadian Bacon, eggs, toast, sausages, hash browns. Oh yes, we do have that healthy stuff, like freshly squeezed juice, and real fruit.

Hey Sir Jack, welcome to Canada.

no, we export all the real stuff and eat maple-flavoured corn syrup with our mooseburgers

Do you honestly believe that a WHOLE nation of people would eat nothing but sugary liquid as their ENTIRE diet?

And you call yourself a doctor.... {shakes head in derision}

No. We eat lots of other food too. Like poutine and tourtiere... :-D

Right. Even with pizza.

Of course not. Why do you think pancakes were invented?

prob. bc they aren't humans. they're little ants that just eat syrup all day.