Has anything weird/unexplainable happened to you before?

Yes. Dogs love to bark at me. Wait a minute, dogs do that anyway.

No seriously, I was on a road trip with my friend. We got drunk and I wandered off in search of the vehicle we were driving to sleep in. i couldn't find it so fell asleep on the campus lawn. I woke up around 4:30 am, and started to get my bearings in this unfamiliar town, whereby I run into an old lady.

This woman was carrying a heavy purse and bag, and she was moving very slowly like she could barely stand. There's no one in sight and it was silent as heck. I offered to carry her stuff for her and asked where she was going. Her destination was a cafe that she said she went to every morning. We go there and I buy her breakfast while she tells me her life story. The whole time I'm worried about finding my friend and his car, because I quite literally have no clue where I am and I have no way to contact (no cell phone or even his number).

So I fork out the cash with tip and I'm going to bring her home. We slowly make our way some 6 blocks and there he was with some new found friends coming in my direction. She says, "Oh, I'm right over here," pointing to her right. I greet my friend for all of 30 seconds and she was gone. I'm serious. This slow moving old woman disappeared in the blink of an eye. My friend was also baffled. He said, "Where the heck did she go?"

Oh sweetheart...how much time do you have....there's been a LOT!

Yeah, someone likes me. I had no idea.

So far nope

catastrophic dick