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What is your favorite conspiracy theory ? Mine is Nasa's moon landing conspiracy theory. Thanks for your answer.?
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- RaymondLv 75 years agoFavorite Answer
There is an old, Jewish man with a long beard, looking down at us all the time. His assistants tally up all our good actions versus our bad actions. When we die, we are dragged in front of a gate with pearls decorating the grating. There, His secretary (called Petrus, or Piotr, or Pierre, depending) looks up in the tally book and tells us whether we spend an eternity looking at the guy's beard, or being the object of His giant BBQ. It is not sure which of the options is the greater punishment.
This conspiracy theory has been around for more than 3500 years.
- ?Lv 65 years ago
I prefer the Jews Control the Media and the Banks conspiracy theory.
I heard that some Jews conspired in the summer of 1910 on Jekyll Island, down in Georgia, to have a quorum of Congressmen, bribed by themselves, to remain secretly in session during the Christmas recess of 1913, in order to pass the Federal Reserve Act without any meaningful opposition. I've heard that this was done so that the Jews could siphon away the earnings of working Americans through a usury scheme in which the federal government acted as the muscleman for what was essentially a legalized extortion syndicate.
I've heard that the Jews manage what information becomes available on the news media so that the gentiles will remain ignorant for as long as possible.
I've heard that the Jews turn out TV dramas and Hollywood movies that serve as propaganda fare for values that aren't really the native values among their American audiences. Among other things, the Jews promote sexual perversions by characterizing them as "normal" and often as "better" than the traditional lifestyle.
I've heard that the Jews also corrupt art, so that instead of the really great stuff like the classical masters produced, we get only crap nowadays.
I've heard that if the Jews are calling a statement "antisemitic," then it is probably also true. (There's a fringe element to the conspiracy that says that if a statement is true, then it is probably also antisemitic, but I'm not an extremist, so I don't go that far.)
Anyway, that's my favorite conspiracy theory.
- spot aLv 75 years ago
The moon landing conspiracy theory is a conspiracy theory of others, it is not NASA's conspiracy theory. NASA really did send men to the moon. The first men landed there in 1969. No women ever went there.
The conspiracy theory about an alien base on the far side of the moon (not the dark side, but the side we can't see) and the conspiracy theory about a US military base on Mars are two bad ones
- Ronald 7Lv 75 years ago
They are all just so stupid.
I mean do they actually believe we didn't go to the Moon with Apollo?
Especially when all the hoax theories have been debunked, time and time again.
When they were standing on a highly reflective surface within the full glare of the Sun, wearing white suits.
Of course there were long shadows, and they could be seen in the shadow of the LEM.
There was no atmosphere to diffract the light.
Could you see any stars if you are looking out at night with a bright light behind you? Exactly.
They went, Earth is an Oblate Spheroid and 9/11 was carried out by Terrorists.
Get over yourselves!
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- Mark FLv 75 years ago
All conspiracy theories require a lack of critical thinking skills in order to buy into them, But since I have critical thinking skills that I can't shut off I find them all equally lacking.
- ?Lv 75 years ago
What is your favorite conspiracy theory ? Mine is Nasa's moon landing conspiracy theory. Thanks for your answer.?
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- 5 years ago
I detest them all... without evidence - or worse, pointing out 'facts' of an event and misinterpreting them, either on purpose or out of ignorance - is a waste of breath and time. A fake moon landing, a flat Earth, more than one shooter in Dallas... It's okay with me if you choose not to believe; but stop trying to convince *me*.
- ?Lv 75 years ago
I hate conspiracy theory lies - it isn't a matter of "favorite" they are dangerous because they spread distrust, not just of government but of news reporting even gossip levels.
- Anonymous5 years ago
That The United States of America is a free country.
- JohnLv 75 years ago
I have far better things to do with my time than to pay attention to what idiots are occupying themselves with.