What would your reaction be like if all the people around you suddenly began to worship you with incense and burnt offerings?

I'd make sure to have several of these

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They would not have gone far enough for my big ego. I expect my worshipers to put me on their shoulders and sing "For he's a jolly good fellow" at least 3 times a day and parade me around on Broadway Street. Rain or shine. Then? I'll know I will arrived into the big time.

Wait a sec? Was I joking or what? I don't know.

Awesome i'd ask them to worship cats as well and take care of them..that way there wont be any stray cats...also i'd ask them to take care of their..stuff..(this is the crazy part) i hate it when people neglect some of their stuff..like cups and spoons..use them so i (ur godess) dont get sad :)

I would say "okie, guys!! I'll go take s shower. Jeez!! Stop burnin incense near me!"

*Aaachu..

Incense makes me sneeze..

*Aaachu..

*Replaces self with Die-no..

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Awesome, give me all your money!