Will Michael Schumacher race Stephen Hawking around the dinner table?

Apparently their conversation was cut short when their batteries ran out!

What a moron. Your parents should've used a condom or should now be publicly flogged to death for allowing such a weak asinine puerile tw@t to survive ! I am embarrassed for you.

What a disgusting tasteless 'joke' of a question.

I WONDER WHAT YOU WILL BE THINKING ABOUT ?when you end up in a wheel chair,what goes around comes around,you horrible fu**ing GIT

They both have higher IQ's than you.

Possibly...with Jeremy Corbyn acting as starter, umpire, referee & final adjudicator...subject to Diane Abbott's confirmation...? With curry and mangos on the Me 'n You..and no sign of Roast Beef...?

I rarely wish Poetic Justice on anyone,but I do here.

You are sick in the head.

Sick bastard - I pity your deformity!

Perhaps they will disappear up their own black holes and not bother !