Where is the bathroom in here?

Down the hall, take a right, then go past the 3rd door on your left and turn around. Then, go up the half-flight of stairs and walk backward until you bump into the closet door. Then, recite the national anthem in Spanish and knock on the bookshelf 3 times. Go down the next hall and yell a curse word out of the window. Take off your left shoe and slide down the fireman's pole to the ground level. Walk across the street to the open field and make a crop circle. Then, wait there until morning. At dawn, walk two blocks to the North until you reach the Post Office and turn left. Go inside of the corner store, walk all the way to the back and you'll find a time machine. Put the settings on December 12th, 1954 and travel to that day. Once you arrive you'll find the Library. Go to the basement of the library and the bathroom is the 9th door on the right.

Got all that?

Down the hallway, take a left, then another left, then another left, walk all the way down that hallway. When you get to the end, take a left, then a right, and then another right. Once you take that right, you will see a door. Just ignore that door, it isn't the bathroom. Now go down the steps, through the living room, through the kitchen, make your way all the way around the table that will be in the center of the next room. You will find another door. Open that door and there will be another door, and then finally a 3rd door. After you get those doors open, you will be inside the bathroom.

We have to have those extra doors so if anyone is inside, they are prepared!! they will hear you opening the first 2 doors!

Try the senior citizen section,

they usually know where the bathrooms are.

Down the hall and to the left.

Make two lefts and a right.

On the floor or behind a bush depending on where you are.If you are outside make sure to hide so no one sees you.

Down the hall and to your left.

Right over there -points outside-

below the desk

answers section - go and piss all over it - like everyone else does