5 stars an best answer to whoever can tell me the sillist short joke ever heard, PS it have to be funny?

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

-A guy walks into a bar... "ouch"

-Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed.

-How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and act like a nut.

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Did you hear about the côck attacking the pûssy? Poor cat nearly died.

Where did the one-legged man go for a job?

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