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Roberto
Roberto asked in Family & RelationshipsMarriage & Divorce · 5 years ago

Do you think it's a good idea to divorce my wife and go live in a brothel?

I've been married for nancy for years but lately she's been farting in her sleep. One time she farted so loud it woke the dog up. She was like was that you i said yeah i didn't have the heart to tell her. I still remember when I met her it was game six of the world series. It was a great game it went up to 12 so pudge went up to the plate at the bottom. He hits the ball long fly ball he runs and hes waving at the ball like a mad man get over there get over there. So that's the story of how I met my wife. But she's been farting in her sleep now and I think that's a deal breaker. I wish Anna Akana and Ray William Johnson oh and Derek Shelby on sound was here so I could get there opinion. So i'll have to settle for you losers. Just kidding I don't think that you all are losers. I am also not Ray William Johnson. I'm not so stop assuming that I am. agnostic Christ.

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  • Grandad
    5 years ago

    You haven't got enough money to live in a brothel, you forget the main point of a brothel, and thats to charge the needy by the satisfaction they receive. If you get there in 5 seconds it's an expensive nights stay. Just out if interest do you fart (or snore) in your sleep.

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    Please beware of the STDs before you go to prostitutes or sleep around, especially INCURABLE very common HERPES (HSV2), Every 1 out of 6 People have it, since prostitutes and girls who sleep around have sex with so many they are most likely to have it and this virus can be contracted even if you wear a condom

    Search the net for herpes and you will find the details

    Pls don't ruin your entire life for FEW MINUTES OF FUN, It's not worth it. Have one trusted partner for sex

  • i + i
    Lv 7
    5 years ago

    Why does a school kid like you waste

    their time posting crap like this?

    Go back to lusting after Taylor Swift

    and leave the trolling to those with

    a bit more intelligence.

  • bonnie
    5 years ago

    Farting is natural, if you don't want a women who farts get a barbie doll.

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