What's the funniest thing you've said in class?

I was in geometry this was high school and I just got the idea out of no where to I wish I was high on potnuese. But no one heard me so my friend that bastard said it louder than me and stole my joke. You won't believe what happened next. Gabriel Iglesias yes Gabriel Iglesias the comedian can into class and he told the joke for him and they started touring. Yes I know that bastard. But just wait it gets worse He later got to meet the President of the United States of America. Yes, Barack Obama and Barack game him the congressional metal of comedy. That was my award and that bastard stole everything for me. If it wasnt for him I would have gotten to tour with fluffy and not only that meet the president of the united states do you have any idea how big of a deal that is. I'm going to find my "friend take to an abandoned warehouse and do experiments on him that bastard well so who laughing then. I'm not going to kill him right away I'm going to torture that bastard. Damn him.