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prasant asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 5 years ago

Best joke?

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  • ?
    Lv 4
    5 years ago
    Favorite Answer

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    How To Translate Work Emails

    I have a question. = I have 18 questions.

    I’ll look into it. = I’ve already forgotten about it.

    I tried my best. = I did the bare minimum.

    Happy to discuss further. = Don’t ask me about this again.

    No worries. = You really messed up this time.

    Take care. = This is the last you’ll ever hear from me.

    Cheers! = I have no respect for you or myself!

  • Lucas C
    Lv 7
    5 years ago

    Q. What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

    A. One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean.

  • Jeff
    5 years ago

    your mom!

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