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Is the fear of the LARD the beginning of a wise Southern diet?

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"The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom, ......"

~ Psalm 111:10

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  • marsel_duchamp
    Lv 7
    5 years ago
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    I don't think a triple coronary bypass could install fear of lard in some Southerners.

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    As the LARD would say, eat collard greens, and check your email.

  • Dr Yes level 9 since 1999
    Lv 7
    5 years ago

    Paula Deen thinks Jesus is lard.

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    I guess. The Bible doesn't lie. I fear Lard, and it made me very wise indeed!

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  • OwlBear
    Lv 7
    5 years ago

    Lard is like nature's MSG.

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