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Tell me a joke?

That's not a question but i need a good laugh.

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  • Him
    Lv 7
    5 years ago
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    “A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. He shouted at her, "You aren't so good in bed either!" then stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he'd better make amends and called home. "What took you so long to answer?" he asked. "I was in bed," she replied. "What were you doing in bed this late?" "Getting a second opinion.”

  • 5 years ago

    I put my pants on!

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    This college grad was sick of working at McDonalds flipping burgers. His friend got him job at the car dealer his dad owned. A customer came up to him and said, "I'd like to buy a new car." The grad said, " Would you like fries with that?" The End.

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