Do you ever wonder if in the future, an archaeologist will go through your trash, catalog it, and make conclusions about your life-style?

I am more concerned about my personal observations of people I don't like. If they ever get their hands on those it would probably be because they did me over. lol? I wouldn't be expecting any of that material to become ancient relics though.

I worry about dying of a heart attack whilst jacking it to puke porn on my computer and my family and friends find me slumped over with my wiener in my hand while a loop of Japanese girls throwing up in each other's mouths plays over and over

lol, nope, we live in a disposable world where everything is thrown away and made to rot

No, but now I do. How about you? Do you worry about him finding your dildo?

Yeah, good luck...I burn my trash. :)