What are some of the best conspiracy theories you've heard?

The illuminati is the best one by far, because they control absolutely everything and they don't like you very much.

Whether the villain in the story is a big oil company, the CIA, the Girl Scouts, the Pentagon, the royal family, Israel (because always Israel), Hilary Clinton, WalMart, the Freemasons or whoever else, it doesn't matter because they're all controlled by the illuminati.

Elvis Presley faked his death and is still alive.

Walt Disney's body was frozen and will be reanimated when a cure for whatever killed him is discovered.

Jackie Kennedy married Onassis so that her first husband, President Kennedy, could have an island to live out his life in a vegetative state because he didn't really die in Dallas in the assassination attempt.

There has been a cure for cancer for decades now but it's being suppressed for financial reasons.

Illuminati

the 9/11 conspiracy about it being an inside job

The satellites beam stuff in your head.

michael jackson faking his death because he was in financial ruin

NEW WORLD ORDER!!!