What happens when a hoarder with a pickup truck discovers the "free stuff" section of Craigslist?

OMFG! When my ex live-in girlfriend found that she suddenly needed all kinds of things she never needed before. Unfortunately she already had a pickup. After kicking her out it took me months of over filling the trash can to get rid of all the crapola. And that was even with burning large amounts in my brush piles. (it is legal here in the country)

One pile of garbage was these old wood frame windows that were supposed to be used for something artsy fartsy or whatever. The glass ended up getting broken by animals she was also hoarding and I had to hand pick the slivers up for months afterwards. Don't let your hoarder know there is a section for free animals!!!!

There is going to be a lot of miles added on that pickup truck!

Gonna need a bigger house to store it all!

Craig's list has a free section???????

Holy crap........don't tell my hoarder sister!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!