How would you have sex with a mermaid?

Mermaid Has Sex

Listen to me people and believe it or not but there is written evidences that member of humanity have tried to impregnate Mermaids and they tried very hard to create another species and for what ever reason Thanks to God they have failed to create a viable species that has survived their experment........ Another fact is that the Armed forces of America and Russia And China and other countries have captured a multitude mermaid over the years and all of those Governments have been experimenting on merfolks for many, many years, And believe it or not they been using merfolks for the protection of their very shores against certain aggressors countries.......... Now is it possible that mermaids were once human beings well at this time and date we the people will never know the truth of those possibilities......... But what some people do know is that merfolks have over the centuries have become a totally separate species that world wide Governments have been using for their own special reasons............... So believe it or not the thought of having sex with merfolks have existed for centuries..............

Normally? All depictions of mermaids just show their front side, did you notice? There is a slight possibilty that mermaids have human sexual organs. Maybe just accessible from the back, but still there is a chance.

Mermaids don't have sex.

depends HOW they looked! if they LOOKED like a sea bass in teh face, then NO. if they looked like a woman, with slightly fish like or dolphin like, or whatever features, i could, but it all depends on the (so to speak) severity, of the fish look. and i recently read "that mammal sea life (like dolphins and whales and such) swim by swinging their tail UP and DOWN, while NON mammal sea life, swim side to side, with their tail. and since mermaid's are depicted as swimming like the mammals, so, if they existed, they would probably be mammals, which reproduce sexually. and then you would be good to go. might be weird, and unlike HUMAN vaginas, but it’ll work. AND they have to poo, so they would ALSO have a butthole."

1. Find vagina of mermaid

2. Get an erection

3. F*** mermaid.

The likelihood of you ever having sex with something that isn't your right hand is just about zero, so don't worry about it.

Dry hump

Presumably I'd scatter my seed in the same part of the water where she'd laid her eggs. No touching involved.

Good question. I never thought about this problem.