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Funny things your wife or husband does while sleeping?

Any funny stories?

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  • 5 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    Well, this is actually me. But if you catch me at the right time, I'm asleep, but I'll have a conversation with you. And it's hilarious. Things about seals invading Poland who want to eliminate the penguins, etc etc.

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    I'm 19, not married

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    Funny thing my neighbor's wife does is have sex with me while her hubby is asleep.

  • luke
    Lv 6
    5 years ago

    she h0lds my hand and if i have t0 get up in the night and let g0 then she wakes up. I have 0ne 0f th0se stress balls and i sl0wly put it int0 her hand as i take mine 0ut s0 she w0nt wake up

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