My friend has kind of long hair and keeps saying that he has a dick but I don't. I need a roast for him. Any suggestions? Or diss track.?

Say "oh really, then what is this" as you pretend to whip out your dick, but right before you open your zipper you look up and flick him off. Then while he is still in shock you can tell him something like, "what, did I get your hopes up?"

You ain't even a real thug.

'Cause you're too scared to deal drugs.

Just ignore his comments. If he was really your friend, he wouldn't be saying that to you

Be like your banada used to be white till you needed something to whip your period with

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA I'M LAUGHING SO HARD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T BREATHE 😂😂😂😂😂😂 SOMEBODY HELP ME 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Thank you everyone who answered this is hilarious lol

"Even if you do, ya probably cant see it through all the hair.