How can I contact an alien?

First You need a HUGE SPACE TRANSMITTER and send your details and stuff via it and yOU might get a reply in about a century.

This has already been done by a group of scientists in 1990`s and still now they received no reply.

But as Stephen Hawking Says DO NOT CONTACT ALIENS, they might not want to do SOME GOOD STUFF.

You need to locate his phone number in the Alien Telephone Book. Unfortunately, the nearest copy is four light years away.

They often congregate outside the 7-11 between 5-7 in the morning. Pull up in a pickup truck and they'll jump right in the back.

Since they don't exist, just use some non-existent means of communication, such as ESP. An astrological chart should be used to pick the correct date for your experiment. Don't forget the foil hat.

Cheers!

Hang around in front of a 7-11 store in the morning.

Hang out in front of Home Depot and/or Lowes; you'll see dozens ready to do some extra work for cash...

They don't exist.

Dang it---Captain Question Mark took my answer.

Oh well.

You cannot it unknown if any exist.They contact us not the other way round.

Scream REALLY REALLY loud at the sky at 3 am