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Brody
Brody asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 4 years ago

Atheists Jokes?

I have no question, just having a bit of fun! :)

Q: Why did the atheist throw her watch out the window?

A: She wanted to see if it was designed intelligently enough to evolve into a bird.

Q: Why did the Atheist cross the road?

A: He thought there might be a street on the other side, but he wouldn't believe it until he tested his hypothesis.

Q: What is so ironic about Atheists?

A: They're always talking about God.

Come on even atheists got to admit these are funny.

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/religiousjokes/atheistjoke...

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  • Anonymous
    4 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    A person can know with certainty there is a God by practicing true devotion to the angelic psalter of the great Mother of God, Mary most holy.

  • Nous
    Lv 7
    4 years ago

    They are funny because the ridicule any chance of there being a loving god or any chance of Chrsitians behaving as if they could beleive in such a thing!

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    Shh atheists can only give, they can't take, you just made them cry and now you'll feel their butthurt wrath.

  • †Archangel TJ†
    Lv 6
    4 years ago

    Athiests will see Jesus return and change their minds.

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