What is the best beach in the USA?

I'm going with long beach WA it's a tourist trap/playground all in one the police go home before the bars close, mini golf, taco stands, museums, 35 cent bus fairs, custom tee shirts, ice cream shops, new and used shopping by the scores, this is all within walking distance downtown and 18 miles of pristine white Sandy beach you can drive on , weed is legal every holiday fireworks that can be shot into the air are legal and revelers spend millions of dollars proving this point the 4th of July is 4 straight days of fireworks/bombs bursting in the air, kites o plenty, it's the home to bald eagles, black bear, deer, coyote, even Bigfoot sightings dating back hundreds of years just DON'T GO INTO THE WATER

Miami Beach is my favorite. Hot weather and hot chicks

Pipeline!

surfin USA!

there i am !