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Nguyen asked in Science & MathematicsAlternativeParanormal Phenomena · 4 years ago

How can I tell if the poltergeist is watching porn?

So I have a poltergeist whom I accept. I got tired of his mischief so I bought him a ghost tv. It cost a lot of money. Looking dorectly at it, it looks like a small panel of Christmas lights. But it makes the room look like you're watching tv. In my house we don't watch porn and I'm concerned what my poltergeist is watching. How do I tell if it's porn? And if so, how do I punish the poltergeist?

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  • Anonymous
    4 years ago
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    You must spank it with a magical switch.

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    Punishment?!? By living with a moron like you, he's already in Hell.

  • Abram
    4 years ago

    Troll

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