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? asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles ยท 4 years ago

What is your best yo mamma joke?

I want to hear some good yo mamma jokes that don't already exist but ones that you made up. Lets see who can come up with the best yo mamma joke.

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  • ?
    Lv 7
    4 years ago
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    Yo mamma doesn't wipe......she drip dries

    Yo mamma's best friend is a carrot

    Yo mamma sucks farts out of subway seats

    Yo mamma eats batsh!t off cave walls

    Yo mamma lies through her tooth

  • Ohm Boy
    Lv 5
    4 years ago

    I will as soon as I'm done banging yo mamma.

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