If Jesus asked you for a couple of bucks would you slip Him ten spot?

No. I'm not accepting his operator 'collect call' request.

Nor will I co-sign if his USA credit rating is non-existing.

Jesus Gomez work at Japantown restaurant, I not give out money, too many people ask. Not give Jesus Christ one yen.

Two deer and a quail.

Yes.

I would give him $3

That's all god does is demand more money.

Only if he worked for it.

I'd give him my entire wallet

so, then ask me. don't expect it just out of nowhere.

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