Canada 🇨🇦 vs Australia 🇦🇺?

Australia, because it's the coolest country ever, also Canada is a boring country. Furthermore Australia is fun, cool, and extraordinary, because of the exotic animals, good food, Sydney Opera House, and the Great Barrier Reef. While Canada has maple trees for syrup on your pancakes, lumberjacks to chopped down trees, Banff National Park, and Rocky Mountains.

Whoever USA decides to support *salutes as patriotic song starts playing and eagle flies over my head*

Straya cos we'd shoot our drop bears into there maple syrup supply

Canada since they have a larger population therefore probably have a larger militry group. Would be a trash war though :(

Canada has too many French people, therefore Australia would win.

They're both commonwealth nations

Your scenario is ludicrous

Canada because the US would secretly help them

No one because neither the reach each other and engage in a meaningful manner.

It would be a draw.

Id say Australia