Would you do this for $2,000,000?

No,keep your crappy money.

Yep, no problem.

What is the purpose in asking such an inane question, other than to satisfy your own rectal fetish?

Learn something about the responsibility that comes with freedom: Just because you CAN do something (like ask this stupid question) doesn't mean you SHOULD.

UPDATE: In the comments section (that YA is now deleting after about one week) the asker responded with all the devastating wit and intelligence one might expect of someone who would post this sort of stupid question in the first place:

"Variable, shut the f**k up. Why the f**k do you have anything to say about the question since it's so insane? If you don't like the question, then move on to the next one. Easy as 1,2,3 *****! Now who's stupid? Me for asking the insane question or you taking time to respond to the insane question?"

First, I described the question as INANE, not INSANE. Jeezus...work on the reading comprehension.

Second, it's always amusing and sad at the same time when these people try to bully someone on-line. Hello??!! I'm not impressed or intimidated by the swearing and insults...which are just symptomatic of bullies and cowards.

Third...yes, I take time to respond to inane posts but not inane questions. Some people like the poster go to the park and scatter garbage there. Others step over it. But there are others (like myself) who try to pick it up...because a clean park is more beneficial to more people than dirty one. And a useful and fruitful site like YA can be more useful and beneficial than one filled with the sort of tripe in the "question."