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? asked in HealthMental Health · 4 years ago

I really need some help.?

I just found out one of my friends is a pedophile and i'm not sure what to do. I was walking to his house one day when i saw him giving to a lizard in the door. not only is he a pedophile, but also a reptile pedophile. he must be stopped reptiles are in danger.

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  • PETER M
    Lv 7
    4 years ago
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    He's not a pedophile, he's a reptilephile. This is an incurable condition so there's no hope for your friend. He'll spend the rest of his life being a reptilephile and very unlikely to become a pedophile. It's also unlikely he'll ever have a girlfriend unless the girlfriend is open to lizards getting it from him rather than she getting it from him.

  • Thea
    Lv 7
    4 years ago

    Why don t you go play outside for awhile

  • Elaine M
    Lv 7
    4 years ago

    You really sound mentally ill. How embarrassing.

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