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Cee asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 4 years ago

What IS the ultimate dad joke?

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  • ?
    Lv 6
    4 years ago

    Dad: What are you drinking?

    Son: Soy milk.

    Dad: Hola, milk, soy tu padre.

  • succor
    Lv 7
    4 years ago

    After my neighbors house burned down, they thought it was arson.

    But luckily he had an alibi.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    4 years ago

    Pull my finger.

    Classic dad.

  • Grundoon
    Lv 7
    4 years ago

    What is the internal temperature of a Tan-Tan?

    Luke Warm

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  • EXZTNZ
    Lv 5
    4 years ago

    Go f*ck your dad.

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