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Funniest thing you've heard a drunk say?
The time traveling drunkard in Wyoming has got me curious as to what other funny things y'all may've heard a drunk person say.
Nevermind, I forgot most on here have no sense of humor.
8 Answers
- Anonymous4 years agoFavorite Answer
"I want my life to do with science"
- Harley LadyLv 74 years ago
The guy on the news last week that got arrested for being drunk. He said he was from the future and came back to warn us of an alien invasion!
- Anonymous4 years ago
A drunk on a bus was trying to hit on me. He kept saying, "Now, I know I'm not Elvis Pretzel."
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- Anonymous4 years ago
A drunk person asked my friend if she could be his dog, and when she said no he replied 'how about my cat then?'
- Anonymous4 years ago
Can't remember?....... I was drunk.