First person to respond with a joke, gets a best answer :) You want the points, don't you?

A little boy goes fishing with his grandpa. Soon the grandpa pulls a beer out of the cooler. The boy asks 'Granpdpa, Can I have a beer?' Grandpa says 'You're not big enough. Can your penis reach your anus?' The boy says 'No' an Grandpa says 'See? You're not big enough'. A while later, Grandpa pulls out a cigar and lights it up. The boy says 'Grandpa, can I have a puff of your cigar?' Grandpa says 'Can your penis reach your anus?' The boy says 'No'. Grandpa says 'Well, you're not big enough to smoke either'.

On the way home they stop for gas and Grandpa buys the boy a lottery ticket. The boy scratches it off and finds he's won $1000. Grandpa says 'Of course you're going to share that with your Grandpa, right?' The boy asks 'Grandpa, can -your- penis reach your anus?' Grandpa says "Yes, of course. I'm a grownup!' So the little boy says 'Good. Go f*ck yourself.'

Nice one T/U from me

Why don't monsters eat clowns?

Cause they taste funny lol

Well .. I'm not the first but here's a joke anyway.

A nurse was sitting at her desk about to write up a patient's notes

when she pulled a rectal thermometer out of her pocket.

''Oh Sh*t !'' she exclaimed ''Some @sshole's got my pen !''

Kill yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

I don’t know.