Tell a funny story ( can be short :)), the one i like best I will award best answer. Who'll win?

I fell in a boat once. i was getting out of the boat and i slipped.

I knew someone who once lived in a flat occupied by the novelist Anthony Trollope. He hankered after having a blue plaque put up to record this interesting fact. His wife put her foot down: she didn't want a sign outside saying A Trollope lived here ...

Once I saw a big wee wee it was 7 inches long. I sucked the wee wee and got pregnant. The end.