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Can you tell me your best Mad Dog Mattis jokes?
Here are mine:
Mad Dog Mattis stared at a missile and it malfunctioned.
Chuck Norris checks under his bed for the Mad Dog Mattis monster every night.
Jesus could walk on water, and Chuck Norris can swim through land. However Mad Dog Mattis can breathe in a vacuum because he makes his own oxygen.
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- tigeressLv 73 years agoFavorite Answer
One night after heavy drinking with Manafort, Papadopoulos and Donald Jr., Steve Bannon walked into Mad Dogs office at the White House and said, "wow that was some wild night we had last night. I think I had one drink too many. I seemed to have lost my glass eye. By any chance did anyone find it?"
Mad Dog Mattis didn't bother looking up from the book he was reading, he asked chomping down on a big cigar," What color was it?
- Weasel McWeaselLv 73 years ago
Mad Dog Mattis once went to work in the White House, thinking he was gonna control Trump.
That's the joke.
You can't control stupid.
