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What is a nice clean short New Years joke for my 18 yr. old grand-son?

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  • ?
    Lv 7
    3 years ago

    little resolutions get bigger when they arent really new

  • Anonymous
    3 years ago

    Wow how did you become the grand parent of a 18 year old at the age of 13???

  • Anonymous
    3 years ago

    Tell him the world ends soon, then present a paper calendar which displays that there are no days after Dec. 31, 2017

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