My dead grandpa is talking to me?

He rosen Out of his casket at his funeral breakfast and began eating the eggs Benedict with pancakes and cream shiitake cyanide. Then he got into a car with me and made me drive to the store and I bought a tide pod and shoved it in my rectum and my grandpa told me god said I needed to penetrate a lion at the Oregon zoo. So here I am in the *faint distant yelling*

Then he blew me until I began earing