I haven't laughed all day. Who are possible candidates Democrats will try to use to defeat Trump?

Trump wet the bed last night. Melania got really mad at him. But then she began peeing the bed in anger. Then Ivanka walks in naked and they have a three some togather.

Trump just lost the House. And seven Governorships. That midterms were a referendum on Trump, he even said as much. The REAL laugh is that he said there was going to be a "Red Wave."

You are going to need a crying towel.

Here's a joke to make you laugh:

Have you heard about the movie "Constipation?"

It hasn't come out yet.

Tulsi Gabbard would be my ideal candidate if she didn't have a less than ideal record on LGBT rights issues. She is very progressive on foreign policy though and the world needs that.

Trump is defeated already.

I really don't spend my time (I have something called a "job") thinking about this, but I am not even sure that Trump will be the Rep's choice. He's irrational now. Imagine what he will be like in 2020.

The stock market is crashing. Now you can laugh.

But Ivanka's emails!

it really doesn't matter who as far as defeating trump, if they have a pulse and can put together two sentences in a row they will defeat trump