Sir Studley Smugley

Trumpsters have been looking and hoping for it for months.

Is that what Trump-followers learned in school?

Will his new campaign slogan be "Make America Great Again - Again" ?

The Turks are going into northern Syria and Trump is withdrawing US troops from the area. The Kurds there are holding thousands of ISIS lunatics, who could be sprung from prison if Turkey attacks the Kurds, who have been US allies for years in the fight against ISIS. The Turks are no strangers to genocide, they murdered hundreds of thousands of Armenians in the early 20th century. Could the Kurds be next? Could American blood be spilled if and when ISIS fighters are sprung from Kurdish prisons and are running loose? 

BQ: Will Erdogan suddenly "discover" dirt on Joe Biden after the Turkish tanks have rolled in, without a peep from the Trump Administration?

That way, the Great Trade War will be over.

BQ: Who will he borrow the money from? Deutsche Bank? The Russians? Gawd knows he'd never risk any of his OWN money...

I mean, in comparison with the present malignant narcissist occupying the White House.

Big-time Trump-supporter Chris Collins just got charged with insider trading. And he was doing it while he was standing on the White House lawn. Has the "Wall" been built yet? I've been away for a couple of days...

To show American military power, even as Putin is already attacking the US of A through cyberspace?

Will Putin be laughing even as American troops are marching, and tanks are rolling down D.C. streets, while Putin hackers are attacking the most basic of US institutions - its elections?

What's his next magical trick? A cure for cancer? Will hunger and starvation be eliminated? Will he unveil a new faster-than-light space drive, that he's been working on at Mar-a-Lago between rounds of golf?

The press must have gotten it wrong when they said he got his bachelor's from Wharton. It was actually a master's from Hogwarts.

When I was a teenager, and in my 20s, I smoked pot. Lots of it. I was high almost every day. But as I got older, it became less and less fun, so I generally stopped smoking the stuff, other than at a party, or hanging out with my old friends. But I looked forward to the day when pot was legalized, and vowed that when it did become legal, I was going to smoke my head off, even if it killed me. Now, here in Canada, weed is about to become legal, and I'm not that interested, even though there's a pot dispensary possibly opening a few blocks from me.

My real question is: should I smoke my head off, like I promised myself I would do, and get totally ripped for a weekend, or should I just walk by the planned pot store? I DID take a vow...

I mean, before he gets fired? He did attach his little red wagon to the Trump trainwreck. His Fox "News" interviews were a disaster. And Trump himself has said that he'll have the "best people."

Personally, I'm more interested in the Twitter-Twaddle from Trump - especially if she says he didn't "measure up," or says he was a lousy lover. All HELL could break loose!

Is it different from a "Black Lie?" Or a "Mexican Lie?" How about a "Russian Lie?" Or even a "Hillary Lie?"

Under his leadership, not a single person died on a US passenger aircraft. Why, his expertise is retroactive - there hasn't been a fatal US airliner accident since 2009.

This man is incredible - guess he told Boeing and the airlines to smarten up all the way back in 2008-'09.

He's POSITIVE that he deserves nothing less than your absolute, unquestioning devotion.