How many yahoo contributors does it take to change a light bulb ?

Too many to count. It seems the light bulb does not want to change. ;)

1000 blue faces would not know the Bulb had Blown they live in the dark

21.

10 to report the broken bulb, and another 10 to move the broken bulb to another category and one, to actually play by the rules and just change the bulb.

One if he's in the Illuminati.

And what's with them always needing to be changed at night, I ask you.

All of them if they're atheists.

Watts a light bulb?

Only one but they will use a hovercraft to do it...

Let's see.

One to blame the other one going out on Obama. 2009-2016 were 'The Dark Ages'.

One to ask if it's okay for a sixteen year old girl to hold the ladder for her cute eleven year old brother while she looks up his boxer shorts.

One to insist the light can't really be out because it doesn't say so in the Bible.

And another one to insist that atheists love darkness, also science and open borders.

One to ask "A boy changed a light bulb with me. Do we have to get married?"

One to ask: If the light bulb blew out in 2000 was that the 1990s or the 2000s?

Five so far But they would all post over and over so they'd seem like a lot more.

Lots and lots. We're too busy typing.