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ben asked in Business & FinanceTaxesUnited States · 2 years ago

Tax question (CPAs only)?

If I create a human centipede from my six children, can I still claim six dependents?

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  • Max Hoopla
    Lv 7
    2 years ago
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    You will not be able to claim any dependency exemption for a centipede.

  • curtisports2
    Lv 7
    2 years ago

    Not possible. No centipede has only three pairs of legs.

  • Anonymous
    2 years ago

    You can't file taxes while in prison for harming a child.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    2 years ago

    By the time that you actually figure out how to create a human centipede without killing the kids, we will have an answer for you.

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