how to properly eat a chicken nugget?

Dip 'em into sauce and eat. There's no fancy way to eat at McD's, at least that I know of.

Dip, bite, chew, swallow, repeat.

do not eat a chicken nugget.

first you take two napkins out of the bag, you then tuck the first one in your shirt collar then you promptly unfold the second and place it on your lap then carefully ever so carefully you take the McNugget box and open it then what you do next is grab your sauce packet open it carefully so you are not to spill it then you put the sauce packet inside the little sauce holder and this next step is super important you pick up the chicken nugget box with the sauce and throw it away and promptly drive to your nearest local Wendys and buy yourself some real food.

stick it up youre butt

Give it to your dog.

with a plastic fork n knife

Hold it in your hand and absorb the nutrients through your skin

Pick it up, put it in your mouth,chew it and swallow it.

You need ten forks, ten spoons, and ten knives. Just like you would in those fancy restaurants.