why is my girlfriends so mad?

ok, so it was our 6 month anniversary last week. and I decided to buy her an Aardvark.

I named him Jerry.

It was a good Aardvark as far as Aardvarks go. So I thought she would like it. so when the time came to give it to her I decided to place the Aardvark in the top cupboard in her kitchen so that when she opens the cupboard, she would be greeted by a wonderful surprise. little did I know that she was watching her friend s cat. So when the top cupboard was opened the Aardvark jumped out as I planned. the thing I did not plan was the cat was the one that opened it.

The cat and the Aardvark started attacking each other. My girlfriend and I were in the other room so all we heard were the deathly screams of two furious creatures taking battle.

I ran in the kitchen and was able to stop them but not before they successfully tore apart the kitchen. I barely even recognized it after the event.

I explained that I had gotten the Aardvark as a gift for her, but my girlfriend only told me to leave.

That was a week ago. She hasn t been responding to my calls or texts. I put the Aardvark in a box and left it at her apartment door, but I still haven t heard a word from her.

Why is she so mad?